I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Watching her eat just hurts me
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Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
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masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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