singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
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You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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