I just pynch a tree in the face
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
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What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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