Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
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At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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