i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
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YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
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Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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