yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
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I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
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I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
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