he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
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Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
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Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
So here I am, sexting at work.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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