So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
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Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
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I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.