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Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
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Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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