I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
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I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
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You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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