hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
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Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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