yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
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Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Sext me about skeletons
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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