There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
well I can't set my house on fire every night
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
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There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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