Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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