woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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