Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Too much gin, very little bucket
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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