there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
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I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I can't turn off my feet"
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I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
These tits shall not be calmed
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
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Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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