everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Don't EVER smell your tampon
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
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We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
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If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
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