Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
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Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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