You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
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When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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