I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?