Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are