Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
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Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
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we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
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