What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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