I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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