Its about making memories worth repressing
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
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When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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