I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
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I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
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For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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