So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
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Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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