omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
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