There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
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If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me