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(949): View more from California

I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.

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(949): I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation. http://tfl.nu/8430

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(503): View more from Oregon

two words: eviction party

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(503): two words: eviction party http://tfl.nu/l75h

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke

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(401): In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke http://tfl.nu/8xdu

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(320): View more from Minnesota

You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.

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(320): You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time. http://tfl.nu/fdjv

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(678): View more from Georgia

She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever

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(678): She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever http://tfl.nu/ozbc

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(208): View more from Idaho

My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed

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(208): My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed http://tfl.nu/lwb6

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(517): View more from Michigan

Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.

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(517): Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet. http://tfl.nu/zmql

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(706): View more from Georgia

It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.

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(706): It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later. http://tfl.nu/oph9

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.

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(615): I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample. http://tfl.nu/ndxy

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(207): View more from Maine

I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.

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(207): I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit. http://tfl.nu/x2in

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(916): View more from California

Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.

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(916): Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though. http://tfl.nu/db3p

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(850): View more from Florida

So this bar tattoo not looking that great now

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(850): So this bar tattoo not looking that great now http://tfl.nu/4o0g

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She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me

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(727): She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me http://tfl.nu/h7g4

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There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.

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(402): There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP. http://tfl.nu/d9id

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(216): View more from Ohio

Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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(216): Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital. http://tfl.nu/atdl

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