Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's