My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
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In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
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So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.