I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.