she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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