yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
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I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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