So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
ugly people sure do ruin things
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
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What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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