Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.