But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
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I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
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His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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