4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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