For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
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Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
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He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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