i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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