That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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