think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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