I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
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I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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