yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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