those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
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Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.