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Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!

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(646): Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it! http://tfl.nu/tttx

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(212): View more from New York

btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up

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(212): btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up http://tfl.nu/jzw8

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(847): View more from Illinois

dude, osama threatened the US again

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dude. i slept with your sister last night

(847): View more from Illinois

what?

(1-847): View more from Illinois

I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news

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(847): dude, osama threatened the US again (1-847): dude. i slept with your sister last night (847): what? (1-847) I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news http://tfl.nu/r4dc

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(706): View more from Georgia

I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee

(704): View more from North Carolina

Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her

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(706): I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee (704): Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her http://tfl.nu/95cd

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(718): View more from New York

im getting my college education on yahoo answers.

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(718): im getting my college education on yahoo answers. http://tfl.nu/sx90

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(330): View more from Ohio

hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.

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(330): hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival. http://tfl.nu/kgpd

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(810): View more from Michigan

She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.

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(810): She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again. http://tfl.nu/2zep

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(513): View more from Ohio

All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.

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(513): All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit. http://tfl.nu/0ntj

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(574): View more from Indiana

There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party

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(574): There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party http://tfl.nu/2g1j

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(+61): View more from Australia

I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today

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(+61): I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today http://tfl.nu/nnzy

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(303): View more from Colorado

U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.

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(303): U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up. http://tfl.nu/8u2m

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(416): View more from Toronto

I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home

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Was he satisfied?

(416): View more from Toronto

No, and very vocal about it.

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(416): I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home (647): Was he satisfied? (416): No, and very vocal about it. http://tfl.nu/h3jb

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how

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(401): How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how http://tfl.nu/4odx

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous

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(610): I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous http://tfl.nu/uqnx

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(516): View more from New York

yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...

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(516): yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye... http://tfl.nu/3it0

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