I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
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I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?