I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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