who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
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I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
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We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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