were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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