D3 body, D1 cock
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight