I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is