i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.