this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
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He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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