do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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